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Today, mah mom threw mah tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead . Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking there tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk . FML
Today , I was taking a walkhen I noticed an elderly man on the ground , unmoving. Being a registered nurse , I tried to give him CPR. As mah lips touched his , he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of mah throat. I swallowed. FML
Today I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused mah bowels to release everything right then and there while on the phone with a customer in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML
TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT THE GRL I TUTORED IN HIGH SCHOOL IN BASIC ENGLISH JUST RECIEVED HER PHD IN BIOPHYSICS. I AM NOW THE MANAGER OF A MCDONALD'S. I WAS ALSO THE VALEDICTORIAN OF OUR GRADUATING CLASS. FML
Friday 27 March 2015