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mandaboo
  • Town/Country : Mini.apple.less, MN
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 August 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1762
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mandaboo : I'm unique, just like everyone else.

I love spelling and grammar. They can be your friends, too, with a little effort! I also love haunted history, trees, stargazing, fluffy pillows, dachshunds, children, the strange and unusual, open-mindedness, being low-maintenance, classic rock, Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance, polar bears, fireworks, Supernatural (because they play classic rock and drive a sweet car), the sound of a baby laughing and Tim freaking Burton. I actually hope to work with him one day, so I'm going to school for Interior Design, specializing in production sets. I'm almost graduated, can't wait to see what the future brings. Anything else, ask. I'm generally a nice person. It takes a lot to piss me off.

Oh, and by the way...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzU1ys8PyAM

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Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63789) - you deserved it (6727)

On 03/17/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sebastian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying "save your money". FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59692) - you deserved it (27130)

On 03/17/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by RdL (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

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218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39281) - you deserved it (183447)

On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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