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About mandaboo : I'm unique, just like everyone else.
I love spelling and grammar. They can be your friends, too, with a little effort! I also love haunted history, trees, stargazing, fluffy pillows, dachshunds, children, the strange and unusual, open-mindedness, being low-maintenance, classic rock, Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance, polar bears, fireworks, Supernatural (because they play classic rock and drive a sweet car), the sound of a baby laughing and Tim freaking Burton. I actually hope to work with him one day, so I'm going to school for Interior Design, specializing in production sets. I'm almost graduated, can't wait to see what the future brings. Anything else, ask. I'm generally a nice person. It takes a lot to piss me off.
Oh, and by the way...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzU1ys8PyAM
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Friday 21 November 2014