About mandaboo : I'm unique, just like everyone else.
I love spelling and grammar. They can be your friends, too, with a little effort! I also love haunted history, trees, stargazing, fluffy pillows, dachshunds, children, the strange and unusual, open-mindedness, being low-maintenance, classic rock, Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance, polar bears, fireworks, Supernatural (because they play classic rock and drive a sweet car), the sound of a baby laughing and Tim freaking Burton. I actually hope to work with him one day, so I'm going to school for Interior Design, specializing in production sets. I'm almost graduated, can't wait to see what the future brings. Anything else, ask. I'm generally a nice person. It takes a lot to piss me off.
Oh, and by the way...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzU1ys8PyAM
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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)
Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)
Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
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Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)
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