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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 August 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2188
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mandaboo : I'm unique, just like everyone else.

I love spelling and grammar. They can be your friends, too, with a little effort! I also love haunted history, trees, stargazing, fluffy pillows, dachshunds, children, the strange and unusual, open-mindedness, being low-maintenance, classic rock, Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance, polar bears, fireworks, Supernatural (because they play classic rock and drive a sweet car), the sound of a baby laughing and Tim freaking Burton. I actually hope to work with him one day, so I'm going to school for Interior Design, specializing in production sets. I'm almost graduated, can't wait to see what the future brings. Anything else, ask. I'm generally a nice person. It takes a lot to piss me off.

Oh, and by the way...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzU1ys8PyAM

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Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts.

#17749622
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33361) - you deserved it (5912)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today , my nieghbor declard his love 4 looool me via ( the medium of interpretative dance . ) FML

#17641775
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27081) - you deserved it (2965)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36013) - you deserved it (4517)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, mah wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34055) - you deserved it (3760)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today I was riding on the bus when I felt a wierd sensation on mah hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31518) - you deserved it (2825)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah sister was on shrooms!! I wasn't able to tackle her before she calld the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off!! FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31623) - you deserved it (3516)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64710) - you deserved it (6754)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on mah bed, all cuz it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me an he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up an kicks it under mah bed. real FML

#16774144
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37247) - you deserved it (11886)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding cuz if I don't, I will ( shine like a beacon of disrespect ) among the other attendees . FML

#16697911
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30323) - you deserved it (3263)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today , I woke up to a looool homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch!!

#16661318
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37412) - you deserved it (3534)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today I was reading a crappy ( How to spice up yur marriage ) book with my husband 4 laughs . One of the ideas was 4 the guy tohip his knob out stand behind his grl and say ( Can you say that into the microphone? ) Now he does it every chance he gets and I fall 4 it EVERY TIME . FML

#16542323
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12440) - you deserved it (40540)

On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was in the elevator with mah boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of mah life as we left the frst floor !! We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes !! FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17577) - you deserved it (43063)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, aftar I succassfully blaw up a raally larga balloon, my mom said, in front of my oldar brothar's friands, "Wow, your going to maka soma man raally happy ona day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42171) - you deserved it (8335)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51183) - you deserved it (5388)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)



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