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About mandaboo : I'm unique, just like everyone else.
I love spelling and grammar. They can be your friends, too, with a little effort! I also love haunted history, trees, stargazing, fluffy pillows, dachshunds, children, the strange and unusual, open-mindedness, being low-maintenance, classic rock, Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance, polar bears, fireworks, Supernatural (because they play classic rock and drive a sweet car), the sound of a baby laughing and Tim freaking Burton. I actually hope to work with him one day, so I'm going to school for Interior Design, specializing in production sets. I'm almost graduated, can't wait to see what the future brings. Anything else, ask. I'm generally a nice person. It takes a lot to piss me off.
Oh, and by the way...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzU1ys8PyAM
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
Friday 17 October 2014