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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 May 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 790
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About makaramiracles : Hallo! I don't really like my name, but ya can call me Ryuu. I'm lame.
I like a lot of things, but my mains would be....
+ Anime/Manga
+ Superwholock
+ Homestuck
+ Star Trek
+ Fall Out Boy
+ Panic! at the Disco
+ My Chemical Romance
+ Gerard Way
+ Almost anything tbh!! uwu

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Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring 'cause he was so good looking. FML


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On 12/23/2014 at 6:28am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, a customer came in with a laptop smashed beyond repair. She asked if we could recover her files, but thanks to my idiot boss' new store policy I had to ask her a bunch of questions, including if she had tried "turning it on and off". She stared at me, speechless, like I was a complete moron. FML


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On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today, in the fitting rooms at work, a 10-year-old kid threw a coat-hanger directly at my face. The kid's father didn't apologise on his behalf, but instead congratulated him on what he called "a wicked shot". FML


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On 06/04/2014 at 1:07am - work - by anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my mom bitched me out for not driving my little brother to school this morning. The reason I didn't is that some assfuck decided to slash my tires overnight. She was well aware of this fact. FML


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On 08/29/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by hope they slash you next, mom - United States (Ohio)

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML


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On 06/05/2013 at 11:24am - misc - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him and his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom and said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, forget her. But I never forgot your mom, that's how I stole her from your dad." FML


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On 05/26/2013 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by MsAnonymous17 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML

Today, I admitted to my parents that I'm a pathological liar and I would like to go get help. They didn't believe me, and told me stop making stuff up. FML

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML


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On 01/02/2013 at 1:59pm - love - by great. -

Today, I used a red-eye removal tool on one of my photos. I quickly realised how bad my acne is when the software couldn't distinguish between my eyes and cheeks. FML


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On 06/27/2012 at 4:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML


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On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML

Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML


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On 03/09/2012 at 5:10am - misc - by stupidprankster - United States

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML


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On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML


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On 10/29/2011 at 4:56am - love - by cai - United States

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