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magneticcheese
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 788
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Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear ended them and then got rear ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML

#5294180 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (4541) - you deserved it (35852)

On 09/16/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Jennnn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I am still coughing. I was diagnosed with whooping cough last week, which apparently cannot be treated. Basically, it appears I'm a 19th century English peasant. FML

#5286391 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (28635) - you deserved it (2878)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:33am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML

#5228952 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (30879) - you deserved it (2906)

On 09/13/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, a very good platonic friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said 'Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!' When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said 'You've made me the happiest man alive' as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

#4340185 (368)

I agree, your life sucks (19463) - you deserved it (71272)

On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1216) - you deserved it (286183)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (29475) - you deserved it (13777)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version



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