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maggiewalters

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 January 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16375
  • Number of comments : 193
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About maggiewalters : Hi, I'm Maggie. Leave me a message :)

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maggiewalters's favorite FMLs

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML

#11011756
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46233) - you deserved it (6773)

On 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm - kids - by Annakins (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26481) - you deserved it (10915)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

#8791627
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20569) - you deserved it (7618)

On 03/03/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by JoshuaRob - United States

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML

#8638968
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43222) - you deserved it (2638)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

#7415658
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10164) - you deserved it (61749)

On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33030) - you deserved it (8751)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

#7145421
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30432) - you deserved it (7755)

On 01/04/2010 at 12:40pm - misc - by GeorgiaBOYY (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29854) - you deserved it (12686)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

#6533285
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48445) - you deserved it (3166)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our meals, he told me I had to try what he was having, and he fed me a bite. I said something like "oh that was cute" and he replied with "I was just trying to see how big your mouth is." FML

#6428684
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28881) - you deserved it (3834)

On 11/23/2009 at 10:22pm - love - by OpenWide (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

#6293828
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45919) - you deserved it (2693)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

#6270812
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37943) - you deserved it (2685)

On 11/12/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by missmycomp (man) - Singapore

Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

#6192797
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36675) - you deserved it (15233)

On 11/07/2009 at 5:22am - misc - by badwife (woman) - Japan

Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML

#6035910
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31190) - you deserved it (6474)

On 10/28/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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