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by Username / 06/01/2011 at 8:35am / Canada / Work
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
by iscreamforicecream / 06/01/2011 at 7:53am / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by Emma-Louise / 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm / Intimacy
by loser / 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm / United States (New York) / Money
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 12:10am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML
by PFCdavila / 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by fffmmll / 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
by sylverster / 03/15/2011 at 8:37am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
by Anon / 03/10/2011 at 10:08am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 4:52am / India (Karnataka) / Kids
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
by devinbyrne / 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I went to the gym. Only I wasn't training, I was sitting in my car in the parking enjoying… Today, I had sex with a guy I had wanted for awhile. Or I think it counts as sex. Really, I thought… Today, I received an aggressive voicemail from a date asking why I was late. We were due to meet at…