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maggiewalters
  • Town/Country : Bratislava, Slovakia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 May 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 12929
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30797) - you deserved it (4934)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8897) - you deserved it (2079)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, on the subway, a woman got off without her suitcase. I grabbed the case, chased her onto the platform, and shouted, "You forgot your suitcase!" while the doors closed behind me. In actual fact, it wasn't her suitcase, and its actual owner was still on the train. FML

#18162360 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (22697) - you deserved it (6783) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/05/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Lavalise - France

Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

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On 10/22/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaymash - United States (Michigan)

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

#18026685 (191)

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On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

#17910918 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (9270) - you deserved it (1476)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676 (132)

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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML

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On 09/22/2011 at 8:06am - work - by Soopa-Genius (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (11475) - you deserved it (20536)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095 (307)

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On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm - work - by -- - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880 (238)

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On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905 (431)

I agree, your life sucks (49211) - you deserved it (5136)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929 (289)

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On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969 (542)

I agree, your life sucks (85412) - you deserved it (4086)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)