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magaliwoodrock

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magaliwoodrock

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3998
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About magaliwoodrock : My name is Maggie, I'm 21
I'm a college student
I've been a vegetarian for 10 years now,
and my favorite genre of music is progressive rock and edm

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Visits<b>Wizardo</b> - yesterday at 3:26am<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:03pm<b>lulumars</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 10:14pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 5:47pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 4:46pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 12:33am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 2:30pm<b>aclark2523</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 3:51am<b>brainymes</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 12:50am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 6:24pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 4:46pm<b>colton_colton</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 11:45pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 9:29pm<b>GuyOrange</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 5:02am<b>mbolton</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 9:09am<b>devsfunda</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 1:09pm<b>OmgitsJay</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 10:28pm<b>Erto</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 4:36pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 7:23am<b>devsfunda</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 7:09pm<b>GuyOrange</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 6:39pm<b>chandler88</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 5:32am<b>christian1509</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 9:10am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 2:19am<b>orios105</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 12:07am<b>andrewbezy</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 4:45pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 3:14pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 2:24pm<b>Soldierman</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 9:38am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 7:58am<b>getoffmyscreen</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 6:35am<b>brandonwong</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 1:16am<b>A07</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 7:02pm

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magaliwoodrock's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12240) - you deserved it (102273)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52238) - you deserved it (8257)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9929) - you deserved it (57936)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9929) - you deserved it (57936)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9929) - you deserved it (57936)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9929) - you deserved it (57936)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9929) - you deserved it (57936)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9929) - you deserved it (57936)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37492) - you deserved it (3931)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37492) - you deserved it (3931)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

#16957068
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15977) - you deserved it (46171)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35776) - you deserved it (7202)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41495) - you deserved it (33341)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23137) - you deserved it (63548)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61680) - you deserved it (13003)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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