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About magaliwoodrock : I love animals and enjoy gaming on pc.
i watch tons of movies
I'm also a vegetarian for 8 years now.
and i'm extremely nice :)
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Today, I watched "Rain Man" with my family. The whole time they kept exclaiming, "Omigod! That's just like Kate!" FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 11:22am - misc - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 4:06pm - love - by poopcoloredeyes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
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On 10/24/2011 at 1:04am - love - by ShitHappens - United States
Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by Travolta - United Kingdom
Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm - misc - by ifailsobadly (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)
Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)
Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 1:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
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