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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About madi_booth : Hi I'm Madi :) I love to swim and eat food

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madi_booth's favorite FMLs

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33189) - you deserved it (4117)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

#17688426
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39472) - you deserved it (11593)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML

#14689339
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30457) - you deserved it (4755)

On 01/23/2011 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

#10705100
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36027) - you deserved it (8774)

On 05/23/2010 at 1:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML

#8916810
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10377) - you deserved it (29651)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:14am - love - by xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asks, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouts, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML

#553783
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98410) - you deserved it (10316)

On 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab and he wanted to address the biggest mistakes he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML

#485057
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58028) - you deserved it (13486)

On 03/20/2009 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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