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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 228
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About madi_booth : Hi I'm Madi :) I love to swim and eat food

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Today, while working at a pizza place with my grlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage . Under her breath I heard my grlfriend say, "sound like somebody I know." FML


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On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

today behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratchd yet. After scratching it off, I realizd it's a looool $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it cuz they stoppd using that game 2 years ago. real FML


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On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday.. . I Was At Mah Doctor's Office . I Thought I Had A Kidney Stone . Turns Out I'm Pregnant And I Have A Kidney Stone . FML


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On 01/23/2011 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah bast friand of 10 yaars told ma sha had slapt with a man who had a grlfriand. I told har that it wasn't that bad. Sha than informad ma that it was mah boyfriand. raal FML


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On 05/23/2010 at 1:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently , last night after taking my sleeping pill , I went into my mom's room and started spilling secret left and right. Secret about my current crush , the people I've hooked up with , and howhen I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house , I'm really seeing a guy. mega FML


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On 03/08/2010 at 10:14am - love - by xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - United States (Texas)

Today, I Gave A Campus Tour To A Group Of High School Seniors. As I Was Showing Off The Dorms, One Student Asks, "Are These Beds Sturdy Enough For Threesomes?" Before I Could Respond, Another Kid Shouts, "How Would He Know, I Bet The Only Action He Gets In Bd Is From His Left Hand." She's Correct. FML


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On 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab an he wanted to addres the biggest mistake he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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