About macdaddymady : My name is Madisyn. I'm a seventeen year old rebellious lass. I don't really live in new york city, but i plan to in the next two years. I have four siblings, and they're all boys. I'm constantly switching between my mom and dads house #divorcedparentsproblems. I do nothing but sit around my house and take pictures, because I have nothing better to do. In my free time I like to comment and argue on this site. I don't have a facebook or msn so don't bother asking. I have a tumblr though, if you can find it you will get a cookie .
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8862) - you deserved it (55689)
On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my parents can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say and do on my computer. FML
I agree, your life sucks (43414) - you deserved it (6326)
On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28175) - you deserved it (5653)
On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28175) - you deserved it (5653)
On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28175) - you deserved it (5653)
On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother in law. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32500) - you deserved it (10893)
On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version
Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39157) - you deserved it (6081)
On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
I agree, your life sucks (233138) - you deserved it (22619)
On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -
Monday 17 June 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
