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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2864
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About macdaddymady : My name is Madisyn. I'm a seventeen year old rebellious lass. I don't really live in new york city, but i plan to in the next two years. I have four siblings, and they're all boys. I'm constantly switching between my mom and dads house #divorcedparentsproblems. I do nothing but sit around my house and take pictures, because I have nothing better to do. In my free time I like to comment and argue on this site. I don't have a facebook or msn so don't bother asking. I have a tumblr though, if you can find it you will get a cookie .

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Today, Mah Father Spent Half An Hour Trying To Convert Mah Cat To Christianity. He Has Already Done This With Mah Other Two Cats. He's Completely Serious An Thinks They R Born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31496) - you deserved it (2876)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl trid to open mah stall. It was lockd, so she slid under the door and trid to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42042) - you deserved it (3577)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today... my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk... and my mom shoutd at him... ( Have you had sex with my daughter? ) As he was shaking his head... my dad said... ( I have ) in a really creepy voice... thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61173) - you deserved it (4761)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I was walking alonghen I saw this grl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy , an straight. At least I thought I was. looool real FML

#15678976
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (13176)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was telling my dad about ow I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick siftile tey can't. He said, "And u wondery people tink you're a lesbian." FML

#15317811
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30899) - you deserved it (11875)

On 03/15/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by Megara (woman) - United States (Kansas)

I flipped out when I saw a centipede!! I screamed, very loudly an in a very high voice!! My girlfriend cummed into the room, stomped on it, picked it up an threw it in the trashcan!! I apologized to her 4 the scene an all she said was, ( I'm used to it!! ) FML

#15228646
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10877) - you deserved it (37078)

On 03/07/2011 at 11:17am - misc - by thenotsomanlyman - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26830) - you deserved it (4364)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I was running lata and rushing to a waiting bus. I mada it to tha doors just as thay closad. I knockad dasparataly, hoping tha drivar would lat ma in. Ha hovarad his hand ovar tha button for a faw saconds, than flippad ma off and drova away laughing. FML

#14325917
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30137) - you deserved it (3352)

On 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by hahahano (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , a man dressd as Santa Claus walkd by me , grabbing mah butt. He smelld of pipe tobacco an pee. He pulld me close to him anhisperd , ( I bet your naughty but u feel so nice. ) I lookd dumbfoundd at him as he winkd an yelld , ( You're on mah list. ) FML

#14208916
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39329) - you deserved it (3970)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML

#13949092
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41322) - you deserved it (5439)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was dad's brthday!! As a joke, I got him one of those big eraser that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opend it, trid to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left!! looool big fat FML

#13481671
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19540) - you deserved it (26031)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I returned a friends jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it an keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

#13388494
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24216) - you deserved it (6984)

On 10/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by ewwy - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I want ovar to mah friand's housa. Har 5 yaar old son answarad tha door and whan ha saw ma said , 'oh graat , it's YOU' and slammad tha door in mah faca. FML

#13300010
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25461) - you deserved it (4550)

On 10/03/2010 at 3:40am - kids - by notyouagain (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

#13158298
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12249) - you deserved it (22798)

On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by artmfanforever - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage . I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off . FML

#13005397
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (9659)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)



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