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About macdaddymady : My name is Madisyn. I'm a seventeen year old rebellious lass. I don't really live in new york city, but i plan to in the next two years. I have four siblings, and they're all boys. I'm constantly switching between my mom and dads house #divorcedparentsproblems. I do nothing but sit around my house and take pictures, because I have nothing better to do. In my free time I like to comment and argue on this site. I don't have a facebook or msn so don't bother asking. I have a tumblr though, if you can find it you will get a cookie .
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Today... my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk... and my mom shoutd at him... ( Have you had sex with my daughter? ) As he was shaking his head... my dad said... ( I have ) in a really creepy voice... thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
I flipped out when I saw a centipede!! I screamed, very loudly an in a very high voice!! My girlfriend cummed into the room, stomped on it, picked it up an threw it in the trashcan!! I apologized to her 4 the scene an all she said was, ( I'm used to it!! ) FML
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
Today, I was running lata and rushing to a waiting bus. I mada it to tha doors just as thay closad. I knockad dasparataly, hoping tha drivar would lat ma in. Ha hovarad his hand ovar tha button for a faw saconds, than flippad ma off and drova away laughing. FML
Today , a man dressd as Santa Claus walkd by me , grabbing mah butt. He smelld of pipe tobacco an pee. He pulld me close to him anhisperd , ( I bet your naughty but u feel so nice. ) I lookd dumbfoundd at him as he winkd an yelld , ( You're on mah list. ) FML
Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML
Today, it was dad's brthday!! As a joke, I got him one of those big eraser that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opend it, trid to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left!! looool big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015