About macdaddymady : My name is Madisyn. I'm a seventeen year old rebellious lass. I don't really live in new york city, but i plan to in the next two years. I have four siblings, and they're all boys. I'm constantly switching between my mom and dads house #divorcedparentsproblems. I do nothing but sit around my house and take pictures, because I have nothing better to do. In my free time I like to comment and argue on this site. I don't have a facebook or msn so don't bother asking. I have a tumblr though, if you can find it you will get a cookie .
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by CatOwner / 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by shyshy96679 / 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
by Chels / 05/11/2011 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/07/2011 at 11:15am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Megara / 03/15/2011 at 1:58am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML
by thenotsomanlyman / 03/07/2011 at 11:17am / United States / Animals
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
by Michelle / 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML
by hahahano / 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2010 at 12:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 2:28am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by ewwy / 10/10/2010 at 2:54am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by notyouagain / 10/03/2010 at 3:40am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
by artmfanforever / 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm / United States (Nebraska) / Transportation
by gorillalove / 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- Today, after coming home from working two jobs, I find that my unemployed sister-in-law has trashed… Today, I was asked out by the guy of my dreams only to be dumped 2 minutes later because his best… Today, I was sitting on the couch, when suddenly a mattress hits me in the face.Yes, a mattress. It…