About macdaddymady : My name is Madisyn. I'm a seventeen year old rebellious lass. I don't really live in new york city, but i plan to in the next two years. I have four siblings, and they're all boys. I'm constantly switching between my mom and dads house #divorcedparentsproblems. I do nothing but sit around my house and take pictures, because I have nothing better to do. In my free time I like to comment and argue on this site. I don't have a facebook or msn so don't bother asking. I have a tumblr though, if you can find it you will get a cookie .
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Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
by slavelaborsux / 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by slut / 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 08/29/2011 at 9:05am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML
by SoupCanoe / 08/29/2011 at 4:33am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Health
Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my son was eating a plum. I was busy in the kitchen, and he came running in saying "Mummy my plum is wet", I told him it was fine and bit a bit off to prove it. He looked at me and said "No Mummy! Can you wash it please, I dropped it in my potty". I feel ill. FML
by cjay2200 / 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/28/2011 at 7:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/24/2011 at 4:03am / United States / Money
by kaitylait / 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/18/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Animals
by boyfriend123 / 08/18/2011 at 6:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
by Leota / 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love
by Mumbling Mutt101 / 08/15/2011 at 2:23am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
by TuteSweet / 08/12/2011 at 2:17am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're… Today, I woke up from an extremely intense and pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad,… Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to…