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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2861
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About macdaddymady : My name is Madisyn. I'm a seventeen year old rebellious lass. I don't really live in new york city, but i plan to in the next two years. I have four siblings, and they're all boys. I'm constantly switching between my mom and dads house #divorcedparentsproblems. I do nothing but sit around my house and take pictures, because I have nothing better to do. In my free time I like to comment and argue on this site. I don't have a facebook or msn so don't bother asking. I have a tumblr though, if you can find it you will get a cookie .

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Today, I trid to motivate mah 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, an not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML

#20172481
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26026) - you deserved it (5664)

On 11/21/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the looool wall an threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

#19043614
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25838) - you deserved it (2716)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm - misc - by rapper in training (man) - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from ( in a relationship ) to ( single. ) I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, ( What happened? ) Someone else commented, ( He broke his hand. ) My ex and a bunch of other ( friends ) liked it. FML

#18935378
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22005) - you deserved it (4435)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I turnd on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town . One minute in, my drunk daughter apperes behind the news reporter, butt nakd, dancing . FML

#18845928
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38891) - you deserved it (6188)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've hered "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times!! I work at a kindergarten!! And this is a good day compared to wat I'm used to!! FML

#18783134
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38973) - you deserved it (3417)

On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, I caught mah mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple!! FML

#18364433
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39216) - you deserved it (3238)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though, with mah cat. FML

#18145611
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24525) - you deserved it (9374)

On 11/03/2011 at 6:56am - animals - by Nicole557 (woman) - United States

Today I Saw A Group Of Attractive Guys At The Mall. One Of Them Looked Exactly Like A Friend, So I Decided To Take A Picture. Trying To Be Discreet, I Put Mah Phone Up To Mah Ear As If I Was Making A Phone Call, And Pressed The Capture Button. The Flash Went Off. FML

#18114247
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7957) - you deserved it (41140)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend ouse to be romantic an knocked on er window . Se went an got er moter to see wo was at te window . FML

#18101485
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14614) - you deserved it (19866)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah elderly nieghbor calld the police because mah cat was in her yard. I now have a citation an a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law fir cats in mah town, an it is taken very seriously. FML

#18100684
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25780) - you deserved it (5286)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:51am - animals - by Fought The Law - United States (Georgia)

Today my dad walkd in on me masturbating . All I could say was ( Uh I had an itch.. . ) fat FML

#18100630
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17759) - you deserved it (32082)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by me - United States (New Jersey)

2day I was about to have sex with my grlfriend fir the frst time. Just as she took her shrt off her phone rang. It was her mom demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked and my grlfriend's mom seems to be a god damn clarvoyant. Awesome. fat FML

#18092758
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29821) - you deserved it (5249)

On 10/27/2011 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I looool got out of mah car and went to get her insurance details only 4 her mother to get out and up in mah face screaming at me to "Get back in yur fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

#18091969
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13421) - you deserved it (33403)

On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)

I saw ma upstairs neigbor outside getting looool te mail. Se asked ow ma day was, and ten apologized tat te sound of er baby's crying troug te walls kept me up last nigt. Apparently se eard meen I yelled at 2am for er fucking demon spawn to sut up. FML

#18086804
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13687) - you deserved it (34957)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with husband on our anniversary day. He climbd on top of me an firmly placd his penis on nose. When I askd him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter an said I lookd just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40733) - you deserved it (5244)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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