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by Anonymous / 12/17/2011 at 2:47am / Miscellaneous
by annoyed / 12/14/2011 at 9:06am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by steve-o / 11/02/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Unemployed / 10/16/2011 at 3:15am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 9:48pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Emmy / 10/02/2011 at 2:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
by Anon / 08/04/2011 at 4:30am / United States (Nevada) / Love
by couldntholdit / 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
by rockyrocket / 04/26/2011 at 3:19pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Health
Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
by FromNL / 03/25/2011 at 8:22am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Health
by tatfreak / 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by cs / 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2011 at 3:28am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by blueberry_hill / 12/11/2010 at 11:16am / United States (Kansas) / Kids
- Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The…