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luebbe

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 November 1962 (52 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1960
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About luebbe : Mr fix it . If you can break iti can fix it.

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luebbe's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

#18533442
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24698) - you deserved it (3524)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

#18510240
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20949) - you deserved it (4974)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29526) - you deserved it (3438)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35655) - you deserved it (5005)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

#17985253
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12771) - you deserved it (36798)

On 10/14/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

#17884262
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31602) - you deserved it (3026)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36064) - you deserved it (4521)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

#17364293
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39618) - you deserved it (3743)

On 08/04/2011 at 4:30am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38417) - you deserved it (21842)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML

#15480042
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34686) - you deserved it (6214)

On 03/25/2011 at 8:22am - health - by FromNL (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I told a cashier I always bullshit with that I was getting a new tattoo. She shook her head and said, "Honey, don't get a tattoo. You'll look like a whore." I already have five. FML

#15232480
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15716) - you deserved it (33991)

On 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by tatfreak (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

#14952947
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25370) - you deserved it (4586)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML

#14622916
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31774) - you deserved it (3388)

On 01/18/2011 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

#14165047
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23660) - you deserved it (5496)

On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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