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lpisagf
  • Town/Country : Richmond, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 February 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2649
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About lpisagf : Name: Lxi (Lexi)
I love Third Eye Blind & I play World of Warcraft.
Ask for my facebook/myspace if you wanna know more.
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Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50378) - you deserved it (7992)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (213784) - you deserved it (73288)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45029) - you deserved it (7041)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)



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