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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 March 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

#16160002
537 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39087) - you deserved it (19858)

On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49568) - you deserved it (16797)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48284) - you deserved it (4058)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

#16074880
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14678) - you deserved it (60017)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

#16028485
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28189) - you deserved it (27491)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:22am - misc - by AE86Turbo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

#16015656
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12633) - you deserved it (54913)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:39am - misc - by ChrissySoltys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16534) - you deserved it (48404)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
406 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42344) - you deserved it (4233)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26035) - you deserved it (54165)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

#15858919
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48502) - you deserved it (11310)

On 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

#15858919
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48502) - you deserved it (11310)

On 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML

#15796408
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11185) - you deserved it (50844)

On 04/15/2011 at 3:51pm - work - by asdfjkl (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

#15693395
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13170) - you deserved it (52274)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

#15691583
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38921) - you deserved it (5298)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

#15678976
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37511) - you deserved it (13927)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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