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Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML

#12986098
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27033) - you deserved it (12195)

On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML

#8583578
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24250) - you deserved it (7130)

On 02/23/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by medik - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML

#8563536
131 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by notworthit (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

#8557043
160 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 4:13pm - misc - by condiments - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

#8555278
132 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 2:51pm - misc - by sacked (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML

#8551677
181 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 11:38am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was swimming in the fast lane at the pool. A guy in blue trunks was swimming slowly and really getting on everyone's nerves. I took a break, and looking around I couldn't see him. I turned to the guy next to me and said, "Finally, Mr. Blue Trunks has f**ked off." It was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML

#8550673
126 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 10:35am - health - by AngelAshley (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML

#8539206
150 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by sandiego - United States (Texas)

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML

#8499818
135 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 12:05am - health - by Will - Sent from mobile version

Today, I travelled across an ocean to visit the guy I'm dating. He lied to me about his apartment; he lives in a dorm with a twin-sized bed and a bathroom he shares with 8 guys. Just now, after taking 3 trains from the airport to his "apt", he asked me to edit his essay while he goes to class. FML

#8493651
119 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 9:38pm - love - by gullible (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML

#8480330
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21236) - you deserved it (8770)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Ennui (woman) - United States (Texas)



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