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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 March 2001 (15 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2515
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>Puffpie</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 11:45pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 02/20/2012 at 11:47pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:38pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 3:53am<b>Jeffu</b> - the 10/09/2010 at 9:27pm<b>HJB</b> - the 06/14/2010 at 4:15pm<b>Samantha_baby</b> - the 06/13/2010 at 7:41pm<b>aa_she_babe</b> - the 06/13/2010 at 1:25am<b>281go</b> - the 06/12/2010 at 9:46pm<b>aardvarkish</b> - the 06/12/2010 at 8:47pm<b>FlapJacker</b> - the 06/12/2010 at 7:07pm<b>skateitup4</b> - the 06/12/2010 at 5:31pm<b>illmatic2</b> - the 06/12/2010 at 4:08pm<b>tessykins</b> - the 06/12/2010 at 4:02pm<b>Miss_lunatic</b> - the 06/12/2010 at 3:18pm<b>indiecindyx</b> - the 05/29/2010 at 1:35pm<b>Cuervo23</b> - the 05/28/2010 at 11:55am<b>RuffRider022</b> - the 05/26/2010 at 5:31am

Fucked!<b>Puffpie</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 5:45am

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lol392's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML

by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 3:01am / Mexico (Morelos) / Intimacy

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

by Lexi / 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm / Canada / Kids

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

by serveandprotectyeahright / 11/20/2010 at 9:00am / United States (New York) / Animals

Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML

by misc / 11/20/2010 at 5:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML

by lorrilanee / 11/20/2010 at 1:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

by Anonymous / 11/20/2010 at 12:49am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

by Tasha84 / 11/20/2010 at 12:21am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 11:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

by embarrassed / 11/17/2010 at 9:31pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 8:42pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML

by bottomdrawerraider / 11/17/2010 at 12:13pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

by mydadsawsooomuch / 11/17/2010 at 8:26am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I had caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast-milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML

by mommy / 11/17/2010 at 7:09am / United Kingdom / Work