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lndala

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 752
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lndala : The list of things that piss me off is way too long to type here in full so I'll just put down some things that really grate my nipples:
1. People who think they are better/smarter than everyone else.
2. Horrific grammar. It's okay if you have a few grammatical errors here and there, but when it's impossible to even begin to understand what you're saying, I have a problem.
3. People who continue to argue the same point even when they know they are wrong (this one is a big one for me).
4. (The biggest of all) People who complain about how social media has stripped us of our human connections, or whatever bullshit they say, when they are the first people to post dumb shit and their entire life story on social media! Just shut up already!

If you are not one of these people (and happen to be a Potterhead too) feel free to message me :)

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Liked!<b>iPixiee</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 7:14pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 7:14am<b>clairesucks</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 9:25am

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lndala's favorite FMLs

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML

#21315060
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34854) - you deserved it (2804)

On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

#20580049
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42966) - you deserved it (6416)

On 04/08/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by badparent (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML

#20485957
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36698) - you deserved it (4154)

On 01/30/2013 at 7:21am - love - by Denki (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

#20484366
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45757) - you deserved it (4528)

On 01/29/2013 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Awkward... (woman) - United States (Texas)



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