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About lndala : Really not much to say. I may be socially awkward but I'm open to messaging, just don't be a creepy old pervert.

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Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

#20580049
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41449) - you deserved it (6234)

On 04/08/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by badparent (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML

#20485957
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35882) - you deserved it (4089)

On 01/30/2013 at 7:21am - love - by Denki (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

#20484366
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45612) - you deserved it (4520)

On 01/29/2013 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Awkward... (woman) - United States (Texas)



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