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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 January 1994 (20 years)
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Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39088) - you deserved it (5021)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63428) - you deserved it (28817)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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