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Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34783) - you deserved it (5507)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34783) - you deserved it (5507)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34783) - you deserved it (5507)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML

#14928606
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23422) - you deserved it (1977)

On 02/10/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China

Today, I got an email from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

#14924630
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25402) - you deserved it (2471)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:48pm - misc - by JaneVI (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7339) - you deserved it (56865)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7339) - you deserved it (56865)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML

#14917396
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40242) - you deserved it (3708)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:16am - love - by effyou (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer had kept my I.D by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

#14914923
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24026) - you deserved it (3569)

On 02/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

#14578612
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6885) - you deserved it (106634)

On 01/14/2011 at 2:43pm - money - by calidumbass - United States

Today, a friend asked me to come with her to the art building at school, so I could pose in the stance of a figure she was drawing for her exam. I obliged and sat for the pose. When the art teacher walked by she looked at me, then at the sketch, pointed to the legs and said, "make them fatter". FML

#14577178
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23645) - you deserved it (3813)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:28am - misc - by humiliated (woman) - United Kingdom (East Ayrshire)

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

#14574802
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19530) - you deserved it (2768)

On 01/14/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by wrongnumber (woman) - United States

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

#13798665
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58771) - you deserved it (3400) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

#13738415
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24467) - you deserved it (8778)

On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)



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