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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 21058
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About livvyylou : this website is my escape!
makes me feel so much better about my effed up life sometimes haha.

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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
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I agree, your life sucks (119487) - you deserved it (73971)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

#1230911
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92490) - you deserved it (17333)

On 04/22/2009 at 5:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35546) - you deserved it (92901)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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