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this website is my escape! makes me feel so much better about my effed up life sometimes haha.
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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

By badmom - / Wednesday 10 June 2009 18:09 / Canada

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:46 / United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

By fartmaster - / Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:10 / United States

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

By anonymous - / Tuesday 21 April 2009 05:42 / United States