About littlemonster94 : Hi! Not much to say here... I'm 18 and in college. I have stage 2 brain cancer, but I'm going to be okay. I'm a Netflix addict and a FML junkie. I'm majoring in Molecular and Cell Biology and am guilty of being a grammar nazi. Feel free to message me, I'll talk about pretty much anything to pretty much anyone.
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by badadvise / 03/23/2012 at 12:05am / Mexico (Jalisco) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML
by PatientInWaiting / 03/19/2012 at 6:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by W45T3D_Y0UTH / 03/15/2012 at 4:44pm / Canada / Love
Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2012 at 8:51am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 03/12/2012 at 4:03am / United States / Health
by atsukobo / 03/10/2012 at 1:04am / United States / Love
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
by banned / 03/09/2012 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by types / 03/02/2012 at 10:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, during a slow dance, my date wrapped his arms around my waist. Right as I touched his neck he says, "Sorry, I'm slightly sweaty." He wasn't lying. For the longest two minutes of my life I was swimming in his sweat. FML
by SwimminginSweat / 02/27/2012 at 12:12am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML
by Jared / 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by michellemoyah / 02/25/2012 at 12:04am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML
by TiredMom / 02/16/2012 at 4:42pm / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
by workaholic / 02/15/2012 at 6:09am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by soupisyummy / 02/11/2012 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call… Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious.… Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he…