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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 September 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 871
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, mah nose was itchy. As I reached toward it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye an now it's all purple an puffy. FML

#4623862
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40477) - you deserved it (9041)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)

today I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friendshen my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if u sprinklehen u tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

#3949576
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47070) - you deserved it (15763)

On 07/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by Mortified (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite an that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little grls." FML

#2556869
275 comments

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On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking homa from piano lassons whan I saa mah dad on a bika so I shout aftar him. Ha turns his haad around and than runs into a traa. It wasn't mah dad. FML

#2028672
54 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by Richocet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to mah grandpa because of his red hair an was sad when it turned gray. ( It's ok, ) she continued, ( his pubic hair is still red. ) FML

#1378571
96 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by ewwww (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I drove into mah school. Literally drove into mah school. FML

#121869
62 comments

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
23 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today... I sprayd hair spray under mah arms instead of anti-persprant. I didn't realize it until I went to put mah shrt on an couldn't raise mah arms. fat FML

#2075
32 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
37 comments

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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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