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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 September 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 675
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

#5081396
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44956) - you deserved it (3497)

On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

#4623862
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40270) - you deserved it (9028)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

#3949576
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46279) - you deserved it (15533)

On 07/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by Mortified (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls." FML

#2556869
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18140) - you deserved it (55617)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by boinger (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I see my dad on a bike so I shout after him. He turns his head around and then runs into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

#2028672
54 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by Richocet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to my grandpa because of his red hair and was sad when it turned gray. "It's ok," she continued, "his pubic hair is still red." FML

#1378571
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66395) - you deserved it (3723)

On 04/27/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by ewwww (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

#121869
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19883) - you deserved it (49142)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
23 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16425) - you deserved it (9426)

On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22395) - you deserved it (12195)

On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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