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About littlekellilee : I'm just a girl who likes to laugh. I think I'm generally a nice person, though you can decide that for yourself if you'd like. And my picture is of me racing a child's toy, though I was the only one in the race. I was just warming up my liking for small cars, because I ended up buying a smart car. I love football, video games, cars, pink, and most fuzzy things in the world.
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Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML
Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
Friday 18 April 2014