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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 November 1994 (20 years)
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TODAY I'M TOO SUNBURNED TO MASTURBATE. NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO DO. FML

#16432194
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21321) - you deserved it (65351)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I was driving back ome wit my mom wen we saw two squirrels aving sex in te road. I told er to just onk te orn. Se said tat I was being selfis, tat sex is a beautiful ting, and tat we sould let tem finis. We sat tere for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43582) - you deserved it (5812)

On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got piss drunk. Bieng a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicatd conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelld right.

#16286045
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8914) - you deserved it (58888)

On 05/21/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by aridaley - United States (Colorado)

Today.. . while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in . mega FML

Today , my boss calld me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years , yur boss looool would remember yur name. Every time he speaks to me , it's a different name.

#14793014
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27385) - you deserved it (3619)

On 02/01/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by LynzG -

today I was wokan up to family surrounding ma with braakfast in bad and swaat 16 balloons. My brthday is in 3 months , and I will ba 17. FML

#14790484
138 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 6:11pm - misc - by ad4 - United States (California)

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

#14728347
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36467) - you deserved it (3230)

On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was doing mah grocery shopping , absent-mindedly wondering if mah new diet was working. I got mah answer when mah panties fell down around mah ankles. fat FML

#14719837
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23672) - you deserved it (7276)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday I was working at mah job as a cashier checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice an we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid she leaned close to me an said very politely "I'm so so sorry that I mistook u for a girl at first young man." I AM a girl. real FML

#12714579
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31510) - you deserved it (4492)

On 08/24/2010 at 1:52am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today,hile I was on a date, I noticd mah ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he lookd sad . So I walkd over to see him and jokingly said, "You look lyk yur mom did or something!" She had . FML

#12712941
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14934) - you deserved it (48214)

On 08/24/2010 at 12:21am - love - by perfectlybrokenx - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my hours got cut because I couldn't make it into work when they called me in. Why couldn't I make it in? I was in an interview fir a better job. I didn't get the job. FML

#12665553
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21803) - you deserved it (16935)

On 08/21/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by thyella87 - United States (Texas)

TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40986) - you deserved it (8456)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my Dad decided to take is medicine before eating . He passed out wit is face in a plate of cocolate cake . He wasn't responsive so I called te paramedics . Wen e got to te ospital, te doctor asked im if e knew y e was tere . He replied, ( Because my stupid daugter over reacted . ) FML

#6298520
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33200) - you deserved it (3193)

On 11/14/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by Kassiopia (woman) - United States (Florida)



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