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Today, I was driving back ome wit my mom wen we saw two squirrels aving sex in te road. I told er to just onk te orn. Se said tat I was being selfis, tat sex is a beautiful ting, and tat we sould let tem finis. We sat tere for at least five minutes. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Bieng a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicatd conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelld right.
Today , my boss calld me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years , yur boss looool would remember yur name. Every time he speaks to me , it's a different name.
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body an calld the cops. The police an paramedics showd looool up. This is the second time it's happend. mega FML
Taday I was working at mah job as a cashier checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice an we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid she leaned close to me an said very politely "I'm so so sorry that I mistook u for a girl at first young man." I AM a girl. real FML
TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML
Today, my Dad decided to take is medicine before eating . He passed out wit is face in a plate of cocolate cake . He wasn't responsive so I called te paramedics . Wen e got to te ospital, te doctor asked im if e knew y e was tere . He replied, ( Because my stupid daugter over reacted . ) FML
Today I was at the parkhen I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me 4 six blocks. FML
Friday 27 March 2015