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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 November 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 526
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20506) - you deserved it (63960)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41818) - you deserved it (5608)

On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

#16286045
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8687) - you deserved it (58103)

On 05/21/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by aridaley - United States (Colorado)

Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML

Today, my boss called me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years, your boss would remember your name. Every time he speaks to me, it's a different name. FML

#14793014
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27227) - you deserved it (3603)

On 02/01/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by LynzG -

Today, I was woken up to my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and sweet 16 balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I will be 17. FML

#14790484
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36139) - you deserved it (3683)

On 01/31/2011 at 6:11pm - misc - by ad4 - United States (California)

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

#14728347
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36245) - you deserved it (3222)

On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was doing my grocery shopping, absent-mindedly wondering if my new diet was working. I got my answer when my panties fell down around my ankles. FML

#14719837
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23446) - you deserved it (7257)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

#12714579
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30470) - you deserved it (4385)

On 08/24/2010 at 1:52am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

#12712941
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13958) - you deserved it (46292)

On 08/24/2010 at 12:21am - love - by perfectlybrokenx - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my hours got cut because I couldn't make it into work when they called me in. Why couldn't I make it in? I was in an interview for a better job. I didn't get the job. FML

#12665553
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20537) - you deserved it (16306)

On 08/21/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by thyella87 - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39769) - you deserved it (8323)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter over reacted." FML

#6298520
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31526) - you deserved it (3050)

On 11/14/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by Kassiopia (woman) - United States (Florida)



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