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Littlehebi's favorite FMLs

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me, "what would happen to me if you and daddy died?". I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 2 May 2009 08:12 / United States

Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

By squirrels69ing - / Sunday 22 May 2011 01:00 / United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

By aridaley / Saturday 21 May 2011 23:33 / United States

Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML

By wolfie898 / Saturday 21 May 2011 07:28 / United States

Today, my boss called me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years, your boss would remember your name. Every time he speaks to me, it's a different name. FML

By LynzG / Tuesday 1 February 2011 05:56 /