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Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12203) - you deserved it (49050)

On 09/06/2010 at 8:50am - intimacy - by sad-sexed (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21239) - you deserved it (2414)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:37am - misc - by bystander (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML

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On 11/04/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by burned (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML

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On 08/29/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by chinesef000d (man) - United States (Texas)



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