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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 789
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About ligerzero459 : Oh, you want to know about me? Okay, let's see...

Nerd with a good sense of humor. I play tons of video games, play Magic: The Gathering, code apps and write short stories. Major lurker on comment threads, but I only really comment if something grabs my attention.

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Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML


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