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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 October 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1019
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ligerzero459 : Oh, you want to know about me? Okay, let's see...

Nerd with a good sense of humor. I play tons of video games and run a YouTube channel where I post my gameplay called Ligerzero Gaming. I lurk a lot but don't comment often

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ligerzero459's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24237) - you deserved it (32248)

On 04/18/2015 at 10:38am - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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