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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, mah boyfriend was over. I askd mah dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, u can't go upstairs 4 a quickie". FML

#19407529
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28685) - you deserved it (6712)

On 04/04/2012 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by KatieB (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was at the dentist. During mah check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

#19393124
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21241) - you deserved it (2588)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:59am - health - by bdogge99 - United States (Washington)

Today... I looool brought a grl home. My dad's frst reaction was to pull out the camera an snap away. She now won't reply to mah texts or calls. FML

#19374063
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21289) - you deserved it (1926)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia

Today I Witnessed My Husband Swat A Coffee Bean Over And Over Again, All The While Mistaking It Fir A Fly . I Then Figured He Probably Has A Lower IQ Than I Do, Which Wouldn't Be So Bad If Mine Wasn't A Few Points Away From Minor Retardation . FML

#19340403
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20379) - you deserved it (5521)

On 03/24/2012 at 7:06pm - misc - by sheilob (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

#19327826
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21119) - you deserved it (2865)

On 03/22/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by Chey - United States (California)

today I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to looool name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother!! My husband told me to stop bieng difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice!! FML

#19326389
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30795) - you deserved it (2220)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm - kids - by futuremum (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

today I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML

#19319555
133 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 8:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found a bug undar mah foraskin. big fat FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29270) - you deserved it (19154)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

2day my dad sat me down fir the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother poppd her head into the room and said, ( Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that? ) FML

#19279551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34798) - you deserved it (2514)

On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was watcing a kid at scool walk lika a gangstar. My taacar was standing tara, so I stood baind ta kid and walkd lika im, lauging to mysalf, at wic point my taacar took ma to ona sida and told ma ta kid was andicappd. FML

#19277499
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8930) - you deserved it (53540)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, ma dad insisted on aving a family movie nigt. He cose te movies Jaws an Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

#19271191
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21778) - you deserved it (2522)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Samantha - Canada (British Columbia)

Today While At Work A Man Came Up To Me And Screamed That I Was The Devil's Child Pointing At The Tattoo On My Wrist The Whole Time. I Just Stood There While He Prayed Fir My Soul. FML

Today, I got my yaarbook. My sistar and I r idantical twins, and wa raalizad only my sistar had a pictura in it. looool Whan wa askad tha haad of yaarbook, thay said thay thought it was tha sama girl trying to gat two picturas, so thay put in tha prattiar ona.

#19269452
149 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Was Sitting At The Mall Food Court, And Wereing A ( Blink If You Want Me ) Shirt. A Guy Walkd By, Saw My Shirt, And Made A Point Of Holding A Staring Contest With Me Before Moving On. FML

#19139101
151 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

I set mah alarm half-an-hour earlier so I looool could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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