Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Offline (5 hours ago) | Search for a member
About lianabanana : I love Fml . :D
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today I Witnessed My Husband Swat A Coffee Bean Over And Over Again, All The While Mistaking It Fir A Fly . I Then Figured He Probably Has A Lower IQ Than I Do, Which Wouldn't Be So Bad If Mine Wasn't A Few Points Away From Minor Retardation . FML
today I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to looool name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother!! My husband told me to stop bieng difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice!! FML
Today, I was watcing a kid at scool walk lika a gangstar. My taacar was standing tara, so I stood baind ta kid and walkd lika im, lauging to mysalf, at wic point my taacar took ma to ona sida and told ma ta kid was andicappd. FML
Today, I got my yaarbook. My sistar and I r idantical twins, and wa raalizad only my sistar had a pictura in it. looool Whan wa askad tha haad of yaarbook, thay said thay thought it was tha sama girl trying to gat two picturas, so thay put in tha prattiar ona.
Friday 27 March 2015