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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 April 1993 (21 years)
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today I eld te door open fir an old lady, before realizing se was a teacer taking 20-plus kids to lunc at local burger joint, all of wom got in front of me in te line to order. FML

#21304463
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31542) - you deserved it (4330)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Won A Gruelling Fitness Competition, Only To Fine Out Te Mystery Prize Was A Voucer To Get 10 Free Spray Tans. I'm Black. FML

#21249089
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48313) - you deserved it (3995)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

TODAY, I CALLED AUTO INSURANCE COMPANY TO TRY TO GET SOME DISCOUNTS AND LOWER RATE. I ENDED UP ADDING $30 TO MONTHLY PAYMENT. FML

#21021391
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37461) - you deserved it (13039)

On 01/08/2014 at 2:03pm - money - by Can2 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , at work , two teenage girls caused a huge scene an told me to get lost , after I asked if they needed any help. Their reasoning: they didn't want to be helped by "someone who doesn't have a thigh gap." FML

Today at work I had to utter the phrase "Sir please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. mega FML

#20847854
73 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm - work - by twatstick (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I Was Working The Drive-through At McDonald's. I Greeted A Customer With A, "Hi, How R U Doing Today?" His Response: "Better Than You." FML

#20795022
62 comments

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On 07/21/2013 at 12:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I got lost , and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well , because the next time I passed by , the police were waiting 4 me. FML

#20776976
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44111) - you deserved it (3926)

On 07/12/2013 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today mah grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking mah STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML

#20731460
51 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrivd in the mail. We burid her yesterday. FML

#20731352
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69258) - you deserved it (3975)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, Daughter Had Ice Cream While I Was Napping!! She Didn't Want Me To Know So She Put The Bowl In The Trashcan An Put The Spoon In The Garbage Disposal An Turnd It On, Because She Thought It Would Make The Spoon Disappear!! FML

#20730678
81 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 12:33am - kids - by cherbear1000 - United States (Maryland)

TODAY... MY FRIENDS AND I WENT OUT 4 DRINKS. I'M THE ONLY ONEHO'S ACTUALLY 21 OR OVER... AND THEY HAVE FAKE IDS. NOT ONLY WAS I THE ONLY ONE TO BE CARDED... THE BARTENDER THOUGHT THAT MY ACTUAL ID WAS FAKE. I GOT KICKED OUTHILE MY FRIENDS KEPT DRINKING. MEGA FML

#20697496
79 comments

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On 05/31/2013 at 2:47pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday for a laugh, I putted vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar an went to the mall to eat it with a spoon . Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace . They shoved me into a back room an grilled me about wat was in the jar . FML

#20632537
202 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 11:09am - misc - by longsock123 - United States (California)

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of mah breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

#20630276
105 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 12:51pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home 4 his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML

#20623837
91 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 8:21pm - kids - by Shitty genes, no two ways about it. (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

2day I had to explain to my grlfriend looool that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolld her eyes, calld me clueless, an said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. mega FML

#20610275
156 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)



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