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lemonmilk
  • Town/Country : Texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About lemonmilk : Hello. I am Charles. I have never written one of these things before, so I am going to write my 5 favorite things:
1. Playing my bari sax
2. Reading
3. Working
5. Shortening lists

My profile pic is my nephew.

Ummm that's all I can think of for now.

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Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

#18424898
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32050) - you deserved it (5366)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

#6480893
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53687) - you deserved it (2665)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML

#6287129
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9583) - you deserved it (45709)

On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

#3713033
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41933) - you deserved it (3493)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

#1308807
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20757) - you deserved it (56696)

On 04/25/2009 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work. I brown bagged my lunch this morning. She brown bagged the poop from the litter box. Both were on the counter. Guess which one I brought to work? FML

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143 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by chriss (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

#260451
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82183) - you deserved it (24197)

On 03/10/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Sarah - United Kingdom (Bolton)



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