About Lemonmilk
Hello. I am Charles. I have never written one of these things before, so I am going to write my 5 favorite things: 1. Playing my bari sax 2. Reading 3. Working 5. Shortening lists My profile pic is my nephew. Ummm that's all I can think of for now.
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Lemonmilk's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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