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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 October 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3324
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Today, I asked a co-worker out for a drink. She said yes, then my older brother who was visiting decided to come behind me and pull down my pants in front of the office. Then she said no. FML

#86812
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43559) - you deserved it (2821)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:12am - love - by robotzzz (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34293) - you deserved it (59861)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

#8288
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36003) - you deserved it (7778)

On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

#407
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21448) - you deserved it (5262)

On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28150) - you deserved it (2504)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28751) - you deserved it (14219)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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