About laaryssa : I really like netflix and I do tricks with hula hoops.
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
laaryssa's favorite FMLs
Today, I was told by my boyfriend's parents to never come back to his house again, and was given a lecture about rule breaking. Apparently, curfew is midnight, and he isn't allowed to have girls over. This didn't sound so unreasonable until I remembered that we're both almost 30. FML
by Anasztaizia / 03/26/2015 at 2:58am / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by ellabellabooboo / 03/21/2015 at 10:27pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
by pikachu_43 / 03/21/2015 at 11:14am / United States (California) / Health
by ajodasdojsad / 03/21/2015 at 11:12am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML
by distressed / 03/17/2015 at 8:00am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by iAlissa / 03/13/2015 at 2:36pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
by Highnapple / 03/04/2015 at 2:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML
by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 4:04am / Australia / Health
by FreshDonuts / 02/28/2015 at 12:03am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by failuretolaunch2 / 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by toastynippies / 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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