About Laaryssa
I really like netflix and I do tricks with hula hoops.
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Laaryssa's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML

By back to creepers - / Saturday 21 December 2013 20:05 / United Kingdom - Worcester

Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 15 November 2013 03:08 / United States - Absecon

Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML

By Go away - / Sunday 10 November 2013 08:03 / United States - Humboldt

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

By myheadhurts - / Tuesday 12 November 2013 02:14 / Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that when you flush an animal clear of blood for research, there is a nerve inside the heart, which when you strike it right, electrical signals cause the animal to writhe as if alive. Now, my boss knows about my fear of zombies, and I'm now terrified of half my job. FML

By kittkatt1 / Monday 11 November 2013 01:52 / United States - Dearborn