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klm2purple

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klm2purple

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2728
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About klm2purple : Well this is me... I'm alive. Message me if you want. Yup :)

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Today, in the middle of a boring class, mah friend offerd me some Smarties!! We're not allowd to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway!! As I puttd them in mah mouth, mah "friend" stood up an yelld that I was doing ecstasy!! I might actually get expelld!! FML

#21301367
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38495) - you deserved it (3660)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, a charactar in tha vidao gama I was playing callad charactar a slut . My boyfriand rippad tha controllar from hands, shot him daad, than frad tha rast of ammo into his corpsahila yalling ( FUCK YOU, BUDDY! ) Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic . FML

#21293465
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33556) - you deserved it (6467)

On 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm - love - by notsofriendly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I lost mah laptop but I have mah old childhood computer to use . It's password-protected and the hint to the password is "meaner than Hera." I haven't been into Greek mythology since I was a kid and if anything this computer has just shown me how dumb I've gotten over the looool years . real FML

#21282844
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30517) - you deserved it (5771)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by HeckIfIKnow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah parants told ma off 4 raading, as opposad to watching TV lika tha rast of tha family, bacausa it was ( anti-social ). FML

#21282362
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32826) - you deserved it (2324)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends . She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because "Nobody's that happy without drugs" . mega FML

#21280487
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (2564)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I Attendd An Assembly Regarding Senior Graduation. The Assistant Principal Told Us To Look To The Left An Right Of Us, Because Those People Would Be Our Friends For The Rest Of Our Lives. I Was The Only One In The Entire Row. FML

#21273575
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38984) - you deserved it (3947)

On 10/08/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by allergic_to_bull (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was sitting on a bench at the local park , eating a banana. A guy old enough to be mah grandfather walkd by , turnd to look at me , then said ( Young man , I wish I were that banana. ) He walkd away , an I almost blackd out choking on it in shock. FML

#21265897
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35817) - you deserved it (3661)

On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, I AVE SUC SEVERE ADD TAT I CAN'T FOCUS WITOUT MA MEDICATION. WEN I TAKE TE MEDICATION, I CAN ONLY FOCUS ON ONE TING, BUT NOT NECESSARILY TE TING I NEED TO BE FOCUSING ON. I AVE A CEM TEST SOON, AND I'VE BEEN VACUUMING MA ROOM FIR TE PAST 4 OURS. FML

#21265203
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40957) - you deserved it (4490)

On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML

#21262210
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41707) - you deserved it (11635)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went with a couple of friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walkd in with a gun an demandd to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realizd it was a joke, I'd already pissd myself. FML

#21261205
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34729) - you deserved it (4399)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

#21258033
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31803) - you deserved it (18274)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

as I got out the shower , my mom walked in to give me a towel , then quickly covered her eyes and said , "Woah , I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over , and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this 4 at least the next month. FML

Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit fir a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out fir drinks. FML

#21245913
80 comments

TODAY... I ASKD MY DAD TO GIVE ME A HAIRCUT. AFTER 20 MINUTE OF ( FUCK )S AND ( SHIT )S... HE GAVE UP AND JUST SHAVD MY HEAD BALD. I PULL OFF THE LOOK SO BADLY THAT TWO PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HAVE ALREADY TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE A PSYCHOPATH. REAL FML

#21245833
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35156) - you deserved it (5930)

On 08/26/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by alanh69 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today.. . ma girlfriend took our prank war way too far an ad a package sent to me at ome . Confusd.. . I opend it . It containd a dildo an a bottle of lube . I didn't know ma dad was watcing over ma soulder until I eard im coke on is coffee an felt it splas over ma neck . FML

#21241836
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50121) - you deserved it (9131)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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