About kkutting : Oi Darlings!
call me Kutting (it's my last name)
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music is my oxygen -it's on 24/7
fluent in several languages.
I'm rarely on the FML site, sorry for late replies.
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Today, I had botox injections to stop my face sweating so much. Now the sweat is almost gone, but my facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffled." FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)
Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore
Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)
Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML
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On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by fmylife117 - United States
Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
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On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
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