About Kkutting
Oi Darlings! call me Kutting (it's my last name) professional hairdresser! music is my oxygen -it's on 24/7 fluent in several languages. I'm rarely on the FML site, sorry for late replies. Cheers, xD
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Kkutting's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

By Twinner - / Tuesday 20 October 2009 19:03 / Canada

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 1 September 2011 18:02 / United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

By soccerbuddyz / Wednesday 3 August 2011 04:04 / United States

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML

By eatmywords - / Tuesday 5 July 2011 07:06 / Singapore

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 26 May 2011 17:54 / United States