About kiwienne : I moved from Denmark to Belgium a year ago. My Flemish sucks ass, but I try anyway!
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by jm_track / 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by BackToRehab / 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
by zero_minded12 / 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2009 at 6:57am / Denmark (Roskilde) / Intimacy
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, it’s been a week since I arrived in Cuba. Gustav came to visit us. Now it’s Hannah’s turn.…