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kiwienne
  • Town/Country : Faa, Denmark
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1334
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kiwienne : I'm just here to have fun, so keep the negative attitude down :>

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Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12517) - you deserved it (45856)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10695) - you deserved it (29126)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML

#15128111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26926) - you deserved it (2977)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by BackToRehab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75810) - you deserved it (11969)

On 04/04/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Denmark (Roskilde)



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