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kiwienne
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2564
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kiwienne : I moved from Denmark to Belgium a year ago. My Flemish sucks ass, but I try anyway!

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kiwienne's favorite FMLs

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

#15128708
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12820) - you deserved it (32308)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML

#15128111
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31405) - you deserved it (3346)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by BackToRehab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML

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185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84458) - you deserved it (13978)

On 04/04/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Denmark (Roskilde)



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