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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2215
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kiwienne : I'm just here to have fun, so keep the negative attitude down :>

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kiwienne's favorite FMLs

the acne on one side of mah face has flard up at the corner of mah mouth... making me look just like The Joker. FML

Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, cuz our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managd to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shockd an highly confusd. FML

#20051386
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17849) - you deserved it (1779)

On 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm - misc - by what.....? (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing with mah vibrator. I was getting looool close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

2day my boyfriend and I were talking about being super eroes. He said I could be "Te Period" because I'm a bitc. FML

#20040696
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18782) - you deserved it (8175)

On 08/25/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (10864) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday I Realized The Fastest Way To Wake Up Isn't From An Alarm Clock. It's From The Warm Wet Sensation Of Yur Old An Senile Cat Peeing On U An Yur Bed. I Swear He Was Smiling. FML

#20033618
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22155) - you deserved it (2533)

On 08/21/2012 at 9:04am - animals - by jenA - United States (Kentucky)

today I woke up by inhaling a fly up mah nose and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside mah nasal cavity. FML

#20027750
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (1784)

On 08/18/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by sneaky1324 - Canada (Alberta)

2DAY I WAS DIGGING IN MY LAWN, TRYING TO IGNORE THE SUSPICIOUS GLANCES COMING FROM MY NOSY FUCKBALL OF A NEIGHBOR. WHEN HE ASKED WAT I WAS DOING, I REPLIED WITH DRIPPING SARCASM, THAT I WAS DIGGING UP THE SCHOOLKIDS I KILLED LAST YEAR. FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, THE COPS HE CALLED ARRIVED. FML

#20015702
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31266) - you deserved it (8593)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

Today, I had a chat with my husband, an I convincad him to try baing mora spontanaou to spica up our sax lifa. This avaning, ha burst into our badroom with an ayapatch on, an "saductivaly" growlad, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wanch." FML

#20015589
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14874) - you deserved it (38613)

On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, MY DOG FARTD SO LOUD IN HIS SLEEP THAT HE SCARD HIMSELF AN WOKE UP BARKING. THIS AFTERNOON I ACHIEVD THE SAME FEAT. FML

#20011233
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20367) - you deserved it (3471)

On 08/09/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

today my wife yelled at me fir admitting I take my wedding ring off at work . I explained that I work in a chemistry lab and don't want to damage it . She laughed and said, "Oh please, that chemistry stuff is nonsense anyway." All while reading her horoscope . FML

#20010086
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29573) - you deserved it (3501)

On 08/08/2012 at 7:03pm - love - by Dumbfounded - United States (Texas)

Today, wile doing ma job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around te parking lot and picked some tras up, trying to elp out. Fait in umanity: +1. About an our later I saw a woman pick a bug off of er windsield and eat it. Fait in umanity: -200. FML

#20009222
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22177) - you deserved it (2230)

On 08/08/2012 at 7:23am - work - by TJ (woman) - United States (Washington)

yesterday I visitd mah mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I askd why it was there . She shruggd and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML

#20007765
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20416) - you deserved it (2017)

On 08/07/2012 at 2:04pm - misc - by Alisha - United States (Virginia)

Today... I decidd to have some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all fir little kids. When I checkd back later... mah post had been editd into me tearfully coming out of the closet... and some guy had said he'd passd mah details on to Anonymous. FML

#20004185
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5898) - you deserved it (35710)

On 08/05/2012 at 4:21pm - misc - by icybrent94 (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, My Mom's Intense Fear Of Tornadoes Caused Her To Break Into The Bathroom, Drag Me Off The Toilet While I Was Changing My Tampon, And Drag Me To The Basement With My Pants Around My Ankles To Join My Father, Brother, And My Brother's Best Friend. FML

#20002813
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33806) - you deserved it (1712)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)



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