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Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
2day I took a nap in mah car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat watching me sleep. Apparently he'd managd to unlock the door with a wre hanger. mega FML
today boyfriend cummed over 4 the first time after we made up from a huge fight . He loves cat , but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him . He yelled at me 4 ( making ) her not like him by ( telling her lies ) . FML
Today, My Gran Cama Ovar Fir Dinnar, Frhich I Had To Go Grab Soma Supplias From Tha Suparmarkat. I Guass I Should Hava Lockad My Laptop, Bacausahan I Cama Back, I Found My Gran Had Usad My Facabook Account To Proposa To My Now-acstatic Grlfriand. FML
Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married . I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy . He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt . He is 72 . And married . FML
I STARTED MY NEW JOB AT A RESTAURANT I REALLY LIKE. AS I WAITED ON MY FIRST CUSTOMER , I SUGGESTED THAT HE TRY THE APPLE PIE , BECAUSE IT'S MY FAVOURITE. HE LOOKED UP AT ME AN SAID , "YEAH? FIGURES! LAY OFF 'EM , PORKY!" FML
Today, At My Boyfriend's Broter's Ouse, I Desperately Needed To Poop. After Finising My Business, I Realized Te Toilet Wouldn't Flus. I Ad To Pull My Poop Out, Wrap It In TP And Make An Excuse To Go Outside To Trow It In A Bus. Te Neigbor Was Watcing. FML
Friday 27 March 2015