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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 December 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I ad an elaborate fantasy ofat I would do if I became a cat and ow I would make ma way to ma crus's ouse to be teir cat. FML

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

#21079127
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On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of mah mouth. FML

#21074690
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On 03/01/2014 at 3:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

2day I took a nap in mah car right after finishing up at work. I was woken up by a hobo sitting in the passenger seat watching me sleep. Apparently he'd managd to unlock the door with a wre hanger. mega FML

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122 comments

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On 01/13/2014 at 10:31pm - misc - by ShelterForTheHomless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I watced as my grandma beat te sit out of my dad at te zoo. FML

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On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)

today boyfriend cummed over 4 the first time after we made up from a huge fight . He loves cat , but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him . He yelled at me 4 ( making ) her not like him by ( telling her lies ) . FML

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On 10/07/2013 at 12:20pm - animals - by littlekellilee (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I told coworkers that I was going on a date tonight so they would think I have a social life. One of them spotted mehile I was eating alone at McDonalds. FML

TODAY, I SENT MY BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

#20900698
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On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, My Gran Cama Ovar Fir Dinnar, Frhich I Had To Go Grab Soma Supplias From Tha Suparmarkat. I Guass I Should Hava Lockad My Laptop, Bacausahan I Cama Back, I Found My Gran Had Usad My Facabook Account To Proposa To My Now-acstatic Grlfriand. FML

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On 09/26/2013 at 4:36pm - love - by my gran is a cuntwaffle (man) - United Kingdom

Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married . I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy . He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt . He is 72 . And married . FML

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On 09/23/2013 at 2:27am - work - by peejay6831 (woman) - United States

I STARTED MY NEW JOB AT A RESTAURANT I REALLY LIKE. AS I WAITED ON MY FIRST CUSTOMER , I SUGGESTED THAT HE TRY THE APPLE PIE , BECAUSE IT'S MY FAVOURITE. HE LOOKED UP AT ME AN SAID , "YEAH? FIGURES! LAY OFF 'EM , PORKY!" FML

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On 09/22/2013 at 2:00pm - work - by -_- (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday while having sex with mah wife , mah Candy Crush addiction hit me full force , and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

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On 09/21/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by CandyCrushAddict (man) - United States (North Carolina)

2day I bumpd into a really cute guy I know. I stutterd and flounderd, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

#20888741
77 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 7:23am - love - by hoolagirl4422 (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, At My Boyfriend's Broter's Ouse, I Desperately Needed To Poop. After Finising My Business, I Realized Te Toilet Wouldn't Flus. I Ad To Pull My Poop Out, Wrap It In TP And Make An Excuse To Go Outside To Trow It In A Bus. Te Neigbor Was Watcing. FML

#20874714
143 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by heyhijello - United States (California)



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