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kipfischer

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 February 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2044
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kipfischer : I'm a bit on the wild side, i'll do just about anything, msg me if you want to play.

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Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML

#13972556
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33371) - you deserved it (6962)

On 11/25/2010 at 8:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73421) - you deserved it (4105)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

#13642352
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51965) - you deserved it (3869)

On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for halloween. He said "Single". FML

#13610925
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43618) - you deserved it (4614)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50203) - you deserved it (3559)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29277) - you deserved it (5543)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

#12931199
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12210) - you deserved it (49075)

On 09/06/2010 at 8:50am - intimacy - by sad-sexed (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

#12851592
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52113) - you deserved it (4072)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

#12630401
92 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm - love - by Sara246 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

 Today, I came home from a long day at work, and heard voices coming from my living room. I thought my house was being robbed so I called 911. Turns out I left the T.V. on. FML

#12620579
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7052) - you deserved it (33935)

On 08/19/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed 'Oh my god!' for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a tv into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML

#12619171
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25059) - you deserved it (12285)

On 08/19/2010 at 2:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

#12535853
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45340) - you deserved it (3318)

On 08/15/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by bbbblt - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

#12348223
190 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by ditched?? - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38287) - you deserved it (10207)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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