About kingbrizo : I live in So Cal, I love snowboarding, and I have blonde hair and green eyes.
I like to play soccer, softball and football with my friends, and I especially love my music! I love most every classic rock artist like, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses, Aerosmith, and Lynyrd Skynyrd! Just to name a few...there's plenty more!
I have a great sense of humour, and my first language is sarcasm! I know some Portuguese, French, and Turkish, and Im learning Spanish now!
I don't like much foods, but Im always willing to try! A favourite is chocolate, but who's isnt?!
I suppose thats all for now, but if anyone sees me, please let me know, because I havent seen myself since this morning!
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Today, I put cucumber slices on my eyes to help me relax. I found this very calming till I woke up to ants trying to eat my eyes out. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by jumpy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was driving home from an airport. On the way home, I got a flat tire. Once I was outside the car I realized that I had accidentally locked the car with the keys inside. I was in the middle of nowhere 20 miles from anywhere and couldn't call for help since my phone was in the car. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Jadwee96 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 5:42pm - kids - by doody (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 5:53pm - misc - by blumaster04 (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU". It really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was on Tiger TV, our high school's monthly TV program which was shown at lunch today. I was being interviewed and at one point the reporter made me laugh. I have a goose laugh so everyone in the lunch room started laughing. Then they played it in slow motion. Twice. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 12:26pm - misc - by Goosey (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my roommate came in slamming the front door. I guess he doesn't know that you can't throw hot water on frozen windows. He came up all pissed and called his insurance because he cracked the windshield. We have the same car, in the same exact color. Turns out he threw the water on mine. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Sous_Chef (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I finished a 50 page term end thesis essay on the history of Russia. Looking over the final requirements once more, I find I made just a tiny little mistake. It was supposed to be a thesis on "Prussia". The paper's due tomorrow. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 4:08am - work - by WTFFAIL (man) - United States (New York)
Today, a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer. Last week, I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet. A 4 year old's revenge really sucks. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by HeSaysImNoBeard (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 4:22am - animals - by MouseChaser (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 12:45am - kids - by Chub (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by meg265 (woman) - United States (New York)
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