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  • Birth Date : Friday 13 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5844
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About kingbrizo : I live in So Cal, I love snowboarding, and I have blonde hair and green eyes.
I like to play soccer, softball and football with my friends, and I especially love my music. I love most every classic rock artist like, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses, Aerosmith, and Lynyrd Skynyrd. Just to name a few...there's plenty more.
I have a great sense of humour, and my first language is sarcasm. I know some Portuguese, French, and Turkish, and Im learning Spanish now!
I don't like much foods, but Im always willing to try. A favourite is chocolate, but who's isnt?!
If you have any questions, feel free to ask, and I'll gladly answer them =)

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TODAY, I PRETENDD TO BE DEAF TO A DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN. HE KNEW SIGN LANGUAGE. FML

#20907982
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21317) - you deserved it (47891)

On 10/05/2013 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashd me lyk in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

#20907968
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44128) - you deserved it (3113)

On 10/05/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by CelibateHero (man) - United States (Indiana)

2day my dog tore up a single book from the dozen within his reach . That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog" . FML

#20907686
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39307) - you deserved it (5092) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/04/2013 at 7:00pm - animals - by iet_Wyrda (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprisd to fine that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they fine tampons useful. FML

#20906908
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51115) - you deserved it (4354)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

Today... I got a ticket 4 speeding in a school zone. The school hasn't even been built yet. FML

#20905615
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48042) - you deserved it (8454)

On 10/03/2013 at 2:23am - money - by joecool3426 (man) - United States

Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom . I spoke to the attendant an gave her mah purse an coat while I used the toilet . When I cummed out, she was gone . The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant . FML

#20905582
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25143) - you deserved it (48842)

On 10/03/2013 at 1:41am - money - by wellcrap - United States (Texas)

Today , My Parents Favoritism Towards My Brother Really Shone Through When We Moved House An He Got The Nicest An By Far Biggest Room. I Wouldn't Mind , But My Brother Is In College Overseas An Never Comes Home. FML

#20905397
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43993) - you deserved it (2392)

On 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

2day a friand complimantad ma on mah "smoky ayashadow" . I wasn't waaring aya makaup . Sha was complimanting tha rasult of mah insomnia .

#20904600
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39504) - you deserved it (2959)

On 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm - health - by Tired (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today..!! mah mom and I got the answer to the question..!! "Is our dog looool really dumb enough to jump out of the window of a moving vehicle?" The answer: Yes!!

#20904318
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42624) - you deserved it (5861)

On 10/02/2013 at 2:36am - animals - by BasketGhost - United States (New York)

Today, and 4 the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claim his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML

Yesterday, at the age of 23, I brought boyfriend over to meet parents. My father swabbd his mouth 4 DNA an fingerprintd him. mega FML

Today, I want with my boyfriand to his church youth group for tha first tima. I found out a girl thara likas him, whan sha dacidad to pull ma off him whila wa wara hugging, an taka my placa. FML

#20903481
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43704) - you deserved it (2934)

On 10/01/2013 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

yesterday I purposely set mah phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends!! FML

#20903065
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39930) - you deserved it (15443)

On 10/01/2013 at 6:18am - misc - by :/ -

Today , I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest cuz a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address an I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML

#20903036
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39221) - you deserved it (3649)

On 10/01/2013 at 4:34am - misc - by novapine (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today I Walked Into Te Kitcen To Fine Ma Daugter Trying To Cut Er Wrist Wit A Plastic Spoon. Wen I Asked Er Wy Se Said Er Friend Lucy Did Tat So Er Parents Would Buy Er Pretty Tings. My Daugter And Lucy Are Bot Four Years Old. FML

#20902425
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46173) - you deserved it (3420)

On 09/30/2013 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (West Lothian)



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