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kingbrizo

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  • Birth Date : Friday 13 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5847
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About kingbrizo : I live in So Cal, I love snowboarding, and I have blonde hair and green eyes.
I like to play soccer, softball and football with my friends, and I especially love my music. I love most every classic rock artist like, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses, Aerosmith, and Lynyrd Skynyrd. Just to name a few...there's plenty more.
I have a great sense of humour, and my first language is sarcasm. I know some Portuguese, French, and Turkish, and Im learning Spanish now!
I don't like much foods, but Im always willing to try. A favourite is chocolate, but who's isnt?!
If you have any questions, feel free to ask, and I'll gladly answer them =)

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Today, I bakad a strawbarry caka an I didn't ava any fras strawbarrias 4 garnis, so I usad a can of strawbarry pia filling. My naigbors said it lookad lyk ta caka was takan from ta dumpstar baind an abortion clinic. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41138) - you deserved it (8078)

On 05/20/2014 at 5:54am - misc - by sothishappened (woman) - United States (Illinois)

today ma boyfriend's mom got im a sitload of Axe fir is brtday. Now I get nauseousenever I go near im. real FML

#21144192
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41504) - you deserved it (5088)

On 05/18/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by motherfuck666 (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday... mah wife got all excitedhen she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heret to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

#21137819
131 comments

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On 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm - misc - by Jarool - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch , looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit , an let it inside my house to fine me. We went looking for said rabbit , an found my dog halfway through eating it. real FML

#21136990
110 comments

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On 05/11/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

yastarday a customar askd ma looool how long our 6-inch sandwich was!! FML

#21136526
140 comments

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On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Yesterday, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricadd himself in the employee restroom and refuse to come out, unles I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here!! FML

Today, I had an ingrown toanail cut out, an tha pain madication I racaivad doas not actually halp with tha pain . Instaad, it makas ma high,hich rasults in ma losing balanca an slamming my injurad toa into objacts an than gatting sick from that naw pain . FML

#21128289
92 comments

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On 05/01/2014 at 8:23pm - health - by pained (woman) - United States

Today , while I was making dinner , mah husband argud that our new dog has intelligence issues , and we should give him away. I angrily defendd the poor thing , and had almost won , until the dog walkd over and lickd the inside of the hot oven door. FML

#21126864
184 comments

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On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I asked mah son to go to the grocery store across the street an pick up some lettuce. He sighed an said... "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

#21124599
103 comments

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On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work !! I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall !! I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I hered someone enter from behind me !! FML

#21123743
97 comments

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On 04/26/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by caught out - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, after an entre year spent in physical therapy recovering from three knee surgeries, I finally returned to doing light agility exercise an running on a treadmill. When I told mah therapist I had never been so happy an proud, he responded with, "This usually only takes 5 months, pussy." FML

#21122058
129 comments

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On 04/24/2014 at 7:42pm - health - by AnonymousAndSad (man) - United States (Iowa)

MY TODDLER FOUND MAH DAUGHTER'S RECORDER FROM 3RD GRADE AND FIGURED OUT HOW TO PLAY THE HIGHEST PITCH NOTE. OF COURSE, MAH DAUGHTER PULLS OUT HER TROMBONE TO HAVE A JAM SESSION. AND I'M OUT OF IBUPROFEN. FML

#21121712
95 comments

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On 04/24/2014 at 11:28am - kids - by missmom83 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A looool huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, ( I'm not finished yet ). At the next stop I putted down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML

#21121256
107 comments

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On 04/23/2014 at 10:21pm - misc - by Quackadoodledoo (man) - United Kingdom (Barnet)

Today, I wantd to prove to mah dad that I can drive, looool so that he'd let me use his car in future. Let's just say I helpd him remove the fence that he was planning to repair. FML

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